DEFINITION OF TERMS I

After my trip to Iloilo last year, riding a bus to Boracay, I took my celphone out (which by the way is missing) and jotted down a few notes, which soon became favorites of my closest friends. Here is a set I specifically made out of bitterness after seeing Aibee and her boyfriend.

Pain - a sensation one experiences everytime one sees a person loved with another person.

Self-Control - one's ability to show lack of emotion or reaction whenever confronted by pain or depression.

Depression - a sudden emotion one experiences as a result of immediate pain.

Sorrow - an emotion which sums up to the value of the total amount of depression.

Reluctance - a feeling of hesitation due to the probable cause of rejection.

Vengeance - an act of retribution caused by bitterness and pai.

Devastated - an adjective used to describe a person experiencing all emotions mentioned.

Perseverance - a trait of a person foolish enough to remain steadfast in love regardless of the bitter consequences of love and signs of hopelessness.

Pretension - an act of hiding behind a facade of happiness even if sorrow if

presently taking place.

Truth - the presentation of a lie implying the lack of deceit and treachery in the fear of facing consequences.

Offender - one who enjoys the sight of the offendee experiencing pain.

Offendee - one who'll enjoy the sight of the offender experiencing pin.

Hopeless Romantic - one with perseverance despite so much devastation.

Fool - a hopeless romantic.

Wishful Thinking - the mindset of a fool.

Perfection - a concept of happiness fabricated by a fool's imagination.

Happiness - a state of mind that a fool will never experience unless asleep.

Anxiety - an emotion brought about by the absence of a loved one.

Forever - a period in time often used as a promise by couples to con each other.

Couple - a number of people more than one less than three in a relationship bound by senseless promises and lies.

Suitor - one who is doing everything for another in order to gain access to free sex and other fringe benefits in exchange of promises about love and forever.

Marriage - a formal contract that states: "If you f*** somebody else, I get to do the same and sue your ass off in court!"

Divorce - a contract voiding marriage stating: "I want to f*** somebody else but you can't sue me anymore! ..."

Conservative - an out-dated person holding on to values and principles.

Liberated - a sorry excuse for a person who was not taught values.

Need - a state of a person with the lack of something vital.

Want - a state of a person with the lack of nothing but oftenly confused of being in need.

Love - an act of giving everything one has, unconditionally without expecting anything in return.